1. (Source: natashakline, via butnotquite)

     


  2. foodchewer:

    *hides good snacks from family members*

    (via laughcentre)

     

  3. thatneedstogo:

    Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

    (Source: murrayed, via teen-phantom-d)

     

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  5. oh-deir:

    ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

    (via teen-phantom-d)

     

  6. faryie:

    I think I just died.

    (via fly-away-to-neverlandx)

     


  7. nickelode0n:

    baby, i don’t care about your stomach

    or your legs

    or how big your boobs are

    i don’t care about you at all

    leave me alone

    (via laughcentre)

     

  8. racebentdisney:

    coelasquid:

    snoozlebee:

    leidis:

    penciltests:

    “Lilo and Stitch” 2002

    Deleted Scene

    Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.

    IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND

    I desperately need to understand

    WHY

    WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

    Was this scene cut from the movie??!!

    Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people??  The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??

    The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.

    No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know. 

    oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY

    It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)

    Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.

    I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!

    (via for-moments-heroic)

     

  9. tonypond:

    dw meme ✽ two quotes - [1/2]

    (Source: prustens, via areyoumarriedriver)

     


    1. Period: You want cookies
    2. Period: You want to fuck
    3. Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
    4. Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
    5. Period: Kill them.
    6. Period: Kill them too.
    7. Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
    8. Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
    9. Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
     


  10. okayamelia:

    “my real name is…. matt smith.”

    the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

    (via notafathersday)

     


  11. unironicgoth:

    my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

    (via laughcentre)

     


    1. The First Doctor: The least important things, sometimes, my dear boy, lead to the greatest discoveries.
    2. The Second Doctor: Well now I know you're mad, I just wanted to make sure.
    3. The Third Doctor: Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.
    4. The Fourth Doctor: You're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
    5. The Fifth Doctor: An apple a day keeps the... Ah, never mind.
    6. The Sixth Doctor: Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal.
    7. The Seventh Doctor: Yes, that's right, you're going. You've been gone for ages. You're already gone. You're still here. You've just arrived. I haven't even met you yet. It all depends on who you are and how you look at it. Strange business, time.
    8. The Eighth Doctor: I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there.
    9. The Ninth Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in! Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers!
    10. The Tenth Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
    11. The Eleventh Doctor: The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
     

  12. Artie shows the Doctor his favourite book.

    (Source: areyoumarriedriver, via areyoumarriedriver)

     

  13. emeriss:

    reckless-lovee:

    RELEVANT

    Very relevant

    (Source: jakkyypoo, via fly-away-to-neverlandx)